"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Emo kid pours out his heart and soul...

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Haha, let's quote.

"For those who don't like it.....fuck you!"
"I'm not emo, I'm just a kid.."

Among other favorites.
Poor guy, one day the cruelity of a girl will smack him broadside.:rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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the end of Death to Emo was so correct


F*CK EMO I DESPISE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!
 
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oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
 
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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
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Don Juan wasn't real bro.

And to tits, yeah man I totally agree we need more rebels and less pacifists. Chicks dig rebels!
 
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these people live in the same town I go to school in.
 
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LMFAO

Anybody else get the feeling that she doesn't see him as any more than "just a friend"?

Doesn't seem to exactly be a big gf-bf dichotomy goin' on!

AHAHA!!!

No wonder he's emo. He's been driven to it by AFC-ship.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lmao...favorite part:

I LOVE HER!!! I can talk to her and .... and.. .uh.....I can talk to her...and ...hug her...


LMAO
 
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I almost started to believe that he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't emo...

Then he said he would kill himself just so he could kiss her!

:crackup:

That guy should be put on suicide watch when she breaks up with him.

Actually I just realized that it's likely she isn't even his gf at all...just pathetic.
 
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watching those to videos makes me want to slaughter innocent puppies. I don't know why but that guys voice gives me the urge to kill.
 
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UPDATE

More videos by this complainer.

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant?v=SQ8QLHCYcf4&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-2?v=AKoAg1aW3rA&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-3?v=QgjqCGWI7XU&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-4?v=4S3p-maBaMk&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-5?v=JnwtsyJyzmc&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-6?v=BEPf3oK9Pk0&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-7?v=Ju1pBqihJss&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-8?v=QzlhvPmk3w0&search=Rant

Rants 1-8.
 
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I'm going to make a parody/response video to this douchebag and post it on youtube.

I had some ideas in my head but they flew in and out as I was watching the videos.

Anyone have ideas?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The kid is a moron!
A waste of bandwidth!

But at least he's expressing himself.......lmao
 
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HA HA HA!!!

"I'd kill myself for just one kiss"

What kinda pvssy this girl got?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What an idiot.
 
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:crackup:

This guy needs to be castrated! But then again, if he is as ****less as he looks, it's probably been done already.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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