"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Emo kid pours out his heart and soul...

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Haha, let's quote.

"For those who don't like it.....fuck you!"
"I'm not emo, I'm just a kid.."

Among other favorites.
Poor guy, one day the cruelity of a girl will smack him broadside.:rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the end of Death to Emo was so correct


F*CK EMO I DESPISE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!
 
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oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
Don Juan wasn't real bro.

And to tits, yeah man I totally agree we need more rebels and less pacifists. Chicks dig rebels!
 

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these people live in the same town I go to school in.
 

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LMFAO

Anybody else get the feeling that she doesn't see him as any more than "just a friend"?

Doesn't seem to exactly be a big gf-bf dichotomy goin' on!

AHAHA!!!

No wonder he's emo. He's been driven to it by AFC-ship.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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lmao...favorite part:

I LOVE HER!!! I can talk to her and .... and.. .uh.....I can talk to her...and ...hug her...


LMAO
 

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I almost started to believe that he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't emo...

Then he said he would kill himself just so he could kiss her!

:crackup:

That guy should be put on suicide watch when she breaks up with him.

Actually I just realized that it's likely she isn't even his gf at all...just pathetic.
 

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watching those to videos makes me want to slaughter innocent puppies. I don't know why but that guys voice gives me the urge to kill.
 

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I'm going to make a parody/response video to this douchebag and post it on youtube.

I had some ideas in my head but they flew in and out as I was watching the videos.

Anyone have ideas?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The kid is a moron!
A waste of bandwidth!

But at least he's expressing himself.......lmao
 

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HA HA HA!!!

"I'd kill myself for just one kiss"

What kinda pvssy this girl got?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What an idiot.
 

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:crackup:

This guy needs to be castrated! But then again, if he is as ****less as he looks, it's probably been done already.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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