"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Emo kid pours out his heart and soul...

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Haha, let's quote.

"For those who don't like it.....fuck you!"
"I'm not emo, I'm just a kid.."

Among other favorites.
Poor guy, one day the cruelity of a girl will smack him broadside.:rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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the end of Death to Emo was so correct


F*CK EMO I DESPISE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!
 
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oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
 
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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
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Don Juan wasn't real bro.

And to tits, yeah man I totally agree we need more rebels and less pacifists. Chicks dig rebels!
 
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these people live in the same town I go to school in.
 
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LMFAO

Anybody else get the feeling that she doesn't see him as any more than "just a friend"?

Doesn't seem to exactly be a big gf-bf dichotomy goin' on!

AHAHA!!!

No wonder he's emo. He's been driven to it by AFC-ship.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lmao...favorite part:

I LOVE HER!!! I can talk to her and .... and.. .uh.....I can talk to her...and ...hug her...


LMAO
 
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I almost started to believe that he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't emo...

Then he said he would kill himself just so he could kiss her!

:crackup:

That guy should be put on suicide watch when she breaks up with him.

Actually I just realized that it's likely she isn't even his gf at all...just pathetic.
 
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watching those to videos makes me want to slaughter innocent puppies. I don't know why but that guys voice gives me the urge to kill.
 
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UPDATE

More videos by this complainer.

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant?v=SQ8QLHCYcf4&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-2?v=AKoAg1aW3rA&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-3?v=QgjqCGWI7XU&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-4?v=4S3p-maBaMk&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-5?v=JnwtsyJyzmc&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-6?v=BEPf3oK9Pk0&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-7?v=Ju1pBqihJss&search=Rant

http://www.youtube.com/w/Rant-8?v=QzlhvPmk3w0&search=Rant

Rants 1-8.
 
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I'm going to make a parody/response video to this douchebag and post it on youtube.

I had some ideas in my head but they flew in and out as I was watching the videos.

Anyone have ideas?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The kid is a moron!
A waste of bandwidth!

But at least he's expressing himself.......lmao
 
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HA HA HA!!!

"I'd kill myself for just one kiss"

What kinda pvssy this girl got?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What an idiot.
 
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:crackup:

This guy needs to be castrated! But then again, if he is as ****less as he looks, it's probably been done already.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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