"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Emo kid pours out his heart and soul...

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha, let's quote.

"For those who don't like it.....fuck you!"
"I'm not emo, I'm just a kid.."

Among other favorites.
Poor guy, one day the cruelity of a girl will smack him broadside.:rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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the end of Death to Emo was so correct


F*CK EMO I DESPISE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!
 
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oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
Don Juan wasn't real bro.

And to tits, yeah man I totally agree we need more rebels and less pacifists. Chicks dig rebels!
 

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these people live in the same town I go to school in.
 

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LMFAO

Anybody else get the feeling that she doesn't see him as any more than "just a friend"?

Doesn't seem to exactly be a big gf-bf dichotomy goin' on!

AHAHA!!!

No wonder he's emo. He's been driven to it by AFC-ship.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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lmao...favorite part:

I LOVE HER!!! I can talk to her and .... and.. .uh.....I can talk to her...and ...hug her...


LMAO
 

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I almost started to believe that he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't emo...

Then he said he would kill himself just so he could kiss her!

:crackup:

That guy should be put on suicide watch when she breaks up with him.

Actually I just realized that it's likely she isn't even his gf at all...just pathetic.
 

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watching those to videos makes me want to slaughter innocent puppies. I don't know why but that guys voice gives me the urge to kill.
 

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I'm going to make a parody/response video to this douchebag and post it on youtube.

I had some ideas in my head but they flew in and out as I was watching the videos.

Anyone have ideas?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The kid is a moron!
A waste of bandwidth!

But at least he's expressing himself.......lmao
 

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HA HA HA!!!

"I'd kill myself for just one kiss"

What kinda pvssy this girl got?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What an idiot.
 

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:crackup:

This guy needs to be castrated! But then again, if he is as ****less as he looks, it's probably been done already.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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