"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Emo kid pours out his heart and soul...

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Haha, let's quote.

"For those who don't like it.....fuck you!"
"I'm not emo, I'm just a kid.."

Among other favorites.
Poor guy, one day the cruelity of a girl will smack him broadside.:rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the end of Death to Emo was so correct


F*CK EMO I DESPISE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!
 
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oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
oh man,. I just checked out the top part.

OH MAN, I'm getting a kick out of this! The real Don Juan must be rolling in his grave.
Don Juan wasn't real bro.

And to tits, yeah man I totally agree we need more rebels and less pacifists. Chicks dig rebels!
 

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these people live in the same town I go to school in.
 

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LMFAO

Anybody else get the feeling that she doesn't see him as any more than "just a friend"?

Doesn't seem to exactly be a big gf-bf dichotomy goin' on!

AHAHA!!!

No wonder he's emo. He's been driven to it by AFC-ship.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lmao...favorite part:

I LOVE HER!!! I can talk to her and .... and.. .uh.....I can talk to her...and ...hug her...


LMAO
 

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I almost started to believe that he was telling the truth when he said he wasn't emo...

Then he said he would kill himself just so he could kiss her!

:crackup:

That guy should be put on suicide watch when she breaks up with him.

Actually I just realized that it's likely she isn't even his gf at all...just pathetic.
 

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watching those to videos makes me want to slaughter innocent puppies. I don't know why but that guys voice gives me the urge to kill.
 

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I'm going to make a parody/response video to this douchebag and post it on youtube.

I had some ideas in my head but they flew in and out as I was watching the videos.

Anyone have ideas?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The kid is a moron!
A waste of bandwidth!

But at least he's expressing himself.......lmao
 

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HA HA HA!!!

"I'd kill myself for just one kiss"

What kinda pvssy this girl got?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What an idiot.
 

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:crackup:

This guy needs to be castrated! But then again, if he is as ****less as he looks, it's probably been done already.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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