MOTU
Master Don Juan
Anyone here experience elbow pain when lifting heavy? It seems to be related to exercises that require a strong grip like deadlifts and pull ups. It's not debilitating but it does seem to be getting worse.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.