guayaballer
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when eating tuna do you have to drink the liquid the tuna comes in? this might be a retarded question but i want to know if i am losing any protein by not brinking it. (bleh)
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
eating tuna
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You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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you are overanalysing BIGTIME. the liquid is brine, tastes awful and is full of sodium and very little actual tuna. lol.guayaballer said:
eat red meat instead.
donjuanjovi
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Protein comes from the tissue itself. If there is any protein in the brine, it's not a lot.
I had a nasty encounter with it today...
Was watching the tele, and got abit hungry...Went for a can of tuna instead of a slice of pie...The mistake: I took the can of tuna to the living room, intending to open/eat it there. I opened it up(with a plate under, naturally, it always spills a little bit), and behold...I forgot about the nasty juice. Instead of going back to the kitchen to tip it out, I took the lazy path...I guzzled it.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
nosmirk said:
excellent workout for the jaw muscles, I might add :cheer:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
THE_ADDMAN said:
Ah HA! We have found a solution to all of those "Muscular Jaw" threads.