guayaballer
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when eating tuna do you have to drink the liquid the tuna comes in? this might be a retarded question but i want to know if i am losing any protein by not brinking it. (bleh)
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you are overanalysing BIGTIME. the liquid is brine, tastes awful and is full of sodium and very little actual tuna. lol.guayaballer said:
eat red meat instead.
donjuanjovi
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Protein comes from the tissue itself. If there is any protein in the brine, it's not a lot.
I had a nasty encounter with it today...
Was watching the tele, and got abit hungry...Went for a can of tuna instead of a slice of pie...The mistake: I took the can of tuna to the living room, intending to open/eat it there. I opened it up(with a plate under, naturally, it always spills a little bit), and behold...I forgot about the nasty juice. Instead of going back to the kitchen to tip it out, I took the lazy path...I guzzled it.
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THE_ADDMAN
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nosmirk said:
excellent workout for the jaw muscles, I might add :cheer:
Skilla_Staz
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THE_ADDMAN said:
Ah HA! We have found a solution to all of those "Muscular Jaw" threads.