guayaballer
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when eating tuna do you have to drink the liquid the tuna comes in? this might be a retarded question but i want to know if i am losing any protein by not brinking it. (bleh)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
eating tuna
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you are overanalysing BIGTIME. the liquid is brine, tastes awful and is full of sodium and very little actual tuna. lol.guayaballer said:
eat red meat instead.
donjuanjovi
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Protein comes from the tissue itself. If there is any protein in the brine, it's not a lot.
I had a nasty encounter with it today...
Was watching the tele, and got abit hungry...Went for a can of tuna instead of a slice of pie...The mistake: I took the can of tuna to the living room, intending to open/eat it there. I opened it up(with a plate under, naturally, it always spills a little bit), and behold...I forgot about the nasty juice. Instead of going back to the kitchen to tip it out, I took the lazy path...I guzzled it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
THE_ADDMAN
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nosmirk said:
excellent workout for the jaw muscles, I might add :cheer:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
THE_ADDMAN said:
Ah HA! We have found a solution to all of those "Muscular Jaw" threads.