doctoroxygen
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Dwyane Wade is definitely a DJ.
NBA Finals, anyone?
NBA Finals, anyone?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dwyane Wade
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Wade is a effin badass. Heat better win...or else...
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Wade is one of the best players in the NBA right now, but I don't want the Heat to win. The traitor doesn't deserve another ring.
Suckaazzclown
Don Juan
Dwayne Wade is SICK!!! Go Miami!
brucevangeorge
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Who cares?doctoroxygen said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
doctoroxygen
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Ok, dude.brucevangeorge said:
What are you doing here? You've been a member for almost a year now; what have you accomplished in that time?
brucevangeorge
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I've gained at least 15lbs of muscle mass. I've gotten way more comfortable with public speaking as I am now a tour guide (job). I have gotten over my oneitis from highschool. Very, very far away.doctoroxygen said:
I am now more attractive to the girls and I have bagged one in the past few months and I am now working on two others.
I have managed to say "**** YOU" to everyone who tells me to do things, gives me advice for no reason, or plains just tries to **** with me. Yes, my own family also. They also respect me more and I have better relations with my mother and father. I am not as nice as I was before.
And so on and so forth......
brucevangeorge
Banned
So you know for a fact that when I say WHO GIVES A ****. It means something.
And really. No one gives a **** about some basketball player. Just cause he's your idol and you drool at the sight of his sweaty body moving around in scantily clad clothing playing basketball DON'T MEAN JACK ****.
So he's a DJ. So WHAT?
Are you?
No. You are not.
Hell, neither am I. But as I am closer than ever before (and alot closer than you) I can say; STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS CRAP.
Watching a game is okay. Fantasizing about one of the players is not.
And really. No one gives a **** about some basketball player. Just cause he's your idol and you drool at the sight of his sweaty body moving around in scantily clad clothing playing basketball DON'T MEAN JACK ****.
So he's a DJ. So WHAT?
Are you?
No. You are not.
Hell, neither am I. But as I am closer than ever before (and alot closer than you) I can say; STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS CRAP.
Watching a game is okay. Fantasizing about one of the players is not.
doctoroxygen
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Thanks for the unsolicited advice.brucevangeorge said:
Here's some from me: Try to eradicate the MASSIVE QUALIFYING, and you'll be set.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Bruce you're a jackass. Just because YOU don't care about basketball, doesn't mean other people don't. Stop being a troll and grow up.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
With 36 points in Thursday night's victory, Dwyane Wade has now scored 129 points in this series. That's the second-most points ever scored by an NBA player in his first four career games in the Finals. The top four: Allen Iverson (141), Wade (129), Willis Reed (127) and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (127).
Guy never stops amazing me. Hopefully he'll bring me home a championship cuz lord knows the only other one of my teams that can is the Marlins.
Guy never stops amazing me. Hopefully he'll bring me home a championship cuz lord knows the only other one of my teams that can is the Marlins.
doctoroxygen
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Dolphins!
Wasn't around in 1972 & 3...doctoroxygen said:
Marlins are good every couple of years. Actually now that I think about it, the Devils won a 3 years ago? and the Seminoles just can't win anything anymore. Jeez.. Better than a lot of fans, I guess.
doctoroxygen
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Culpepper should be good for you, though. I love Miami teams, despite my location as far from Miami as is possible in the contiguous United States.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Hopefully... I'm hoping that now that he can't run like he use to, that causes him to work on an arm that was second in the league behind Manning's record setting 49? in 2004-05. I also hope he's not the 05-06 Culpepper. Should be interesting. Maybe even Harrington resurrecting his career if Culpepper can't step in week 1 vs... get this, Ben Roethlisbeger's team.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Basketball is cool, go heat. Who cares if Wade is a DJ? How about you all stop attacking each other. Shut up, drink a beer and do something productive.
Jerry Maguire
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What are you guys doing watching basketball while the World Cup is on?
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
So who bribed the refs for game 5? Whenever the Mavs BREATHE on Wade they call a foul.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.