doctoroxygen
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Dwyane Wade is definitely a DJ.
NBA Finals, anyone?
NBA Finals, anyone?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Dwyane Wade
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Wade is a effin badass. Heat better win...or else...
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Wade is one of the best players in the NBA right now, but I don't want the Heat to win. The traitor doesn't deserve another ring.
Suckaazzclown
Don Juan
Dwayne Wade is SICK!!! Go Miami!
brucevangeorge
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Who cares?doctoroxygen said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
doctoroxygen
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Ok, dude.brucevangeorge said:
What are you doing here? You've been a member for almost a year now; what have you accomplished in that time?
brucevangeorge
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I've gained at least 15lbs of muscle mass. I've gotten way more comfortable with public speaking as I am now a tour guide (job). I have gotten over my oneitis from highschool. Very, very far away.doctoroxygen said:
I am now more attractive to the girls and I have bagged one in the past few months and I am now working on two others.
I have managed to say "**** YOU" to everyone who tells me to do things, gives me advice for no reason, or plains just tries to **** with me. Yes, my own family also. They also respect me more and I have better relations with my mother and father. I am not as nice as I was before.
And so on and so forth......
brucevangeorge
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So you know for a fact that when I say WHO GIVES A ****. It means something.
And really. No one gives a **** about some basketball player. Just cause he's your idol and you drool at the sight of his sweaty body moving around in scantily clad clothing playing basketball DON'T MEAN JACK ****.
So he's a DJ. So WHAT?
Are you?
No. You are not.
Hell, neither am I. But as I am closer than ever before (and alot closer than you) I can say; STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS CRAP.
Watching a game is okay. Fantasizing about one of the players is not.
And really. No one gives a **** about some basketball player. Just cause he's your idol and you drool at the sight of his sweaty body moving around in scantily clad clothing playing basketball DON'T MEAN JACK ****.
So he's a DJ. So WHAT?
Are you?
No. You are not.
Hell, neither am I. But as I am closer than ever before (and alot closer than you) I can say; STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS CRAP.
Watching a game is okay. Fantasizing about one of the players is not.
doctoroxygen
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Thanks for the unsolicited advice.brucevangeorge said:
Here's some from me: Try to eradicate the MASSIVE QUALIFYING, and you'll be set.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Bruce you're a jackass. Just because YOU don't care about basketball, doesn't mean other people don't. Stop being a troll and grow up.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
With 36 points in Thursday night's victory, Dwyane Wade has now scored 129 points in this series. That's the second-most points ever scored by an NBA player in his first four career games in the Finals. The top four: Allen Iverson (141), Wade (129), Willis Reed (127) and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (127).
Guy never stops amazing me. Hopefully he'll bring me home a championship cuz lord knows the only other one of my teams that can is the Marlins.
Guy never stops amazing me. Hopefully he'll bring me home a championship cuz lord knows the only other one of my teams that can is the Marlins.
doctoroxygen
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Dolphins!
Wasn't around in 1972 & 3...doctoroxygen said:
Marlins are good every couple of years. Actually now that I think about it, the Devils won a 3 years ago? and the Seminoles just can't win anything anymore. Jeez.. Better than a lot of fans, I guess.
doctoroxygen
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Culpepper should be good for you, though. I love Miami teams, despite my location as far from Miami as is possible in the contiguous United States.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
doctoroxygen said:
Hopefully... I'm hoping that now that he can't run like he use to, that causes him to work on an arm that was second in the league behind Manning's record setting 49? in 2004-05. I also hope he's not the 05-06 Culpepper. Should be interesting. Maybe even Harrington resurrecting his career if Culpepper can't step in week 1 vs... get this, Ben Roethlisbeger's team.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Basketball is cool, go heat. Who cares if Wade is a DJ? How about you all stop attacking each other. Shut up, drink a beer and do something productive.
Jerry Maguire
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What are you guys doing watching basketball while the World Cup is on?
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
So who bribed the refs for game 5? Whenever the Mavs BREATHE on Wade they call a foul.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.