coolf1r3
Don Juan
I was bench pressing and I tried to go for one more rep of 165 and I lost it and broke my sternum.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Dumb stuff you've done at the gym...
- Thread starter Fuglydude
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ThreeStorms
Senior Don Juan
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Not wearing any deodorant but an unwashed shirt and having some guy come over and tell me basically that every one thinks I smell like ass ^_^
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Wow...what a bunch of morons! Just kidding guys.
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
A friend once tossed me a can of soda, I missed catching it, and the sharp edge hit me in the eyebrow. Then I bled all over the high school weight room.
Arizona iced tea
Don Juan
i hit a sharp edge on a bench with my shin and i was bleeding everywhere. when i did it i tripped and it was very noisy... and i still have a chunk missing from my leg where it happened.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Sharp edge on a soda can?Bible_Belt said:
OMFG hitting your shins are the worst thing ever. Once I was climbing a wall and I swung my other leg over and smacked it right on the edge of the cement wall lolArizona iced tea said:
Damn it hurt to walk after that
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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you guys didnt have anything as embarrising as mine..
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
thechallenger
Don Juan
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true story
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
thechallenger
Don Juan
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another one
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!