coolf1r3
Don Juan
I was bench pressing and I tried to go for one more rep of 165 and I lost it and broke my sternum.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Dumb stuff you've done at the gym...
- Thread starter Fuglydude
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ThreeStorms
Senior Don Juan
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Not wearing any deodorant but an unwashed shirt and having some guy come over and tell me basically that every one thinks I smell like ass ^_^
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Wow...what a bunch of morons! Just kidding guys.
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
A friend once tossed me a can of soda, I missed catching it, and the sharp edge hit me in the eyebrow. Then I bled all over the high school weight room.
Arizona iced tea
Don Juan
i hit a sharp edge on a bench with my shin and i was bleeding everywhere. when i did it i tripped and it was very noisy... and i still have a chunk missing from my leg where it happened.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Sharp edge on a soda can?Bible_Belt said:
OMFG hitting your shins are the worst thing ever. Once I was climbing a wall and I swung my other leg over and smacked it right on the edge of the cement wall lolArizona iced tea said:
Damn it hurt to walk after that
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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you guys didnt have anything as embarrising as mine..
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thechallenger
Don Juan
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true story
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
thechallenger
Don Juan
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another one
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!