coolf1r3
Don Juan
I was bench pressing and I tried to go for one more rep of 165 and I lost it and broke my sternum.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Dumb stuff you've done at the gym...
- Thread starter Fuglydude
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ThreeStorms
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Not wearing any deodorant but an unwashed shirt and having some guy come over and tell me basically that every one thinks I smell like ass ^_^
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Wow...what a bunch of morons! Just kidding guys.
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
A friend once tossed me a can of soda, I missed catching it, and the sharp edge hit me in the eyebrow. Then I bled all over the high school weight room.
Arizona iced tea
Don Juan
i hit a sharp edge on a bench with my shin and i was bleeding everywhere. when i did it i tripped and it was very noisy... and i still have a chunk missing from my leg where it happened.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Sharp edge on a soda can?Bible_Belt said:
OMFG hitting your shins are the worst thing ever. Once I was climbing a wall and I swung my other leg over and smacked it right on the edge of the cement wall lolArizona iced tea said:
Damn it hurt to walk after that
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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you guys didnt have anything as embarrising as mine..
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thechallenger
Don Juan
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true story
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
thechallenger
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another one
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!