coolf1r3
Don Juan
I was bench pressing and I tried to go for one more rep of 165 and I lost it and broke my sternum.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Dumb stuff you've done at the gym...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ThreeStorms
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Not wearing any deodorant but an unwashed shirt and having some guy come over and tell me basically that every one thinks I smell like ass ^_^
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Wow...what a bunch of morons! Just kidding guys.
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
I've experienced severe boxer ripping at the bottom of my ATG squat. It was loud and noticeable. My farts have been known to clear out the dumbbell area (milks fault). I'm sure I'll think of more later
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
A friend once tossed me a can of soda, I missed catching it, and the sharp edge hit me in the eyebrow. Then I bled all over the high school weight room.
Arizona iced tea
Don Juan
i hit a sharp edge on a bench with my shin and i was bleeding everywhere. when i did it i tripped and it was very noisy... and i still have a chunk missing from my leg where it happened.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Sharp edge on a soda can?Bible_Belt said:
OMFG hitting your shins are the worst thing ever. Once I was climbing a wall and I swung my other leg over and smacked it right on the edge of the cement wall lolArizona iced tea said:
Damn it hurt to walk after that
Desert Fox
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you guys didnt have anything as embarrising as mine..
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
I was on a treadmill..running 12 Kms an hour..
surrounded by people..rush hour at the gym.
hot girl walks past..i turn..lose direction..crash..head first into the belt..lay flat for about 30 seconds with people rushing to help me up..
2nd time i dropped a 25KG weight on my big toe..and said FFAAARRKKKK really loudly to a packed audience..and then left the gym
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thechallenger
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true story
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
a good friend of mine was benching double his weight and suddenly lost bowel control! no crap arrr arrg arrg and no pun intended
thechallenger
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another one
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!
we were in gym class at high school when the fire alarm was pulled all classes went out and my best friend got his gym shorts pulled down to his ankles. not a swinger at all
how embarrasing!