"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

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Laid this chick 2 nights ago after a whole day of drinking. We’re talking 13-15 beers. I don’t know about you guys but when I’m drunk I struggle to ejaculate. Anyway about 10 minutes I realize I’m not going to be able to get off and I also started realizing this chick was going dry. Started to become uncomfortable but I keep focused and tough it out because I knew I was probably not going to bang this broad again since she had a boyfriend. So I keep going, pounding as hard as I can grabbing her D cup tits and eventually manage to bust a nut.

However...

The next day my **** was sore as ****. And as the day progressed I realized the sides of my **** were red and really raw. Bros this is a terrible feeling. The worst part is this chick wants me to come over again and the last thing I want to do is **** right now. This is painful.

Anybody else have this happen? What’s the best remedy?
 
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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taiyuu_otoko said:
Just tell her your d*ck is raw. Make sure she's got a vibrator.

I was hoping for a better story based on the headline. One that involved moving vehicles, explosions, a couple cactus...
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Lol well it’s disastrous for me.
 
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Time and a lot of air. Air that thing out as much as possible. Sleep naked. Apply some hydrocortisone to it (the cream, not the ointment that is petroleum jelly based). If you really want to fix it fast, get prescription hydrocortisone cream. Don't bang or j/o until it's fully healed.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lanolin works very well to heal chaffing. They suggest it's use to breastfeeding mother's for raw nipples.

You can get it in the baby section of Walmart, etc.
 
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Sore d1ck is due to over fvcking or ur lady not being sufficiently lubricated.

A full 48 hours d1ck rest will be sufficient ime.
 
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oldmanofthesea said:
Time and a lot of air. Air that thing out as much as possible. Sleep naked. Apply some hydrocortisone to it (the cream, not the ointment that is petroleum jelly based). If you really want to fix it fast, get prescription hydrocortisone cream. Don't bang or j/o until it's fully healed.
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Sucks too because I only wear boxer briefs. FML
 
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Laid this chick 2 nights ago after a whole day of drinking. We’re talking 13-15 beers. I don’t know about you guys but when I’m drunk I struggle to ejaculate. Anyway about 10 minutes I realize I’m not going to be able to get off and I also started realizing this chick was going dry. Started to become uncomfortable but I keep focused and tough it out because I knew I was probably not going to bang this broad again since she had a boyfriend. So I keep going, pounding as hard as I can grabbing her D cup tits and eventually manage to bust a nut.

However...

The next day my **** was sore as ****. And as the day progressed I realized the sides of my **** were red and really raw. Bros this is a terrible feeling. The worst part is this chick wants me to come over again and the last thing I want to do is **** right now. This is painful.

Anybody else have this happen? What’s the best remedy?
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Yeah. Was in the Philippines and a buddy of mine wanted to have a contest on who could lay the most in one night. I ended up getting six. I couldn’t have been worse off.

I stopped drinking but my buddy didn’t. But then he didn’t remember who he had sex with either. So he owed me a pizza when we got to Perth, Australia. It wasn’t worth no damn pizza.
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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jaymbrs said:
Laid this chick 2 nights ago after a whole day of drinking. We’re talking 13-15 beers. I don’t know about you guys but when I’m drunk I struggle to ejaculate. Anyway about 10 minutes I realize I’m not going to be able to get off and I also started realizing this chick was going dry. Started to become uncomfortable but I keep focused and tough it out because I knew I was probably not going to bang this broad again since she had a boyfriend. So I keep going, pounding as hard as I can grabbing her D cup tits and eventually manage to bust a nut.

However...

The next day my **** was sore as ****. And as the day progressed I realized the sides of my **** were red and really raw. Bros this is a terrible feeling. The worst part is this chick wants me to come over again and the last thing I want to do is **** right now. This is painful.

Anybody else have this happen? What’s the best remedy?
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It’s because you kept fvcking her while she started getting wet then you kept going.

Happened to me a few times throughout the years... girl goes dry during sex and at that point it hurts a bit but obviously you keep going.

The next day yea.. your d*ck will hurt.

Give it a couple days it’ll be good as new
 
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jaymbrs said:
Laid this chick 2 nights ago after a whole day of drinking. We’re talking 13-15 beers. I don’t know about you guys but when I’m drunk I struggle to ejaculate. Anyway about 10 minutes I realize I’m not going to be able to get off and I also started realizing this chick was going dry. Started to become uncomfortable but I keep focused and tough it out because I knew I was probably not going to bang this broad again since she had a boyfriend. So I keep going, pounding as hard as I can grabbing her D cup tits and eventually manage to bust a nut.

However...

The next day my **** was sore as ****. And as the day progressed I realized the sides of my **** were red and really raw. Bros this is a terrible feeling. The worst part is this chick wants me to come over again and the last thing I want to do is **** right now. This is painful.

Anybody else have this happen? What’s the best remedy?
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Durex Massage & Play will prevent this from happening in the future
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

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I’m surprised you managed to get it up after 15beers. I would have gone to sleep and banged her out in the morning but then again I’m 40 haha
 
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Always have lube in your bedside table
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I do have some but this was at her place.

4th day and I’m still not good to go. There some tears in the skin that haven’t healed yet. I’m pissed now.
 
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