Colinski282
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Are a dozen pink roses and a teddy bear enough or too much for a friend of 6 months and now are dating for 3 months? Dozen pinks cost 50 and a teddy bear isnt much at all.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Dozen Pink Roses and a Teddy bear
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
It sounds fine Mr. Unoriginal, err.. I mean colinski
Colinski282
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heh well what would u do for valentines day
Desdinova
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Congratulations! You just became every other guy! BORING.
The roses cost 50? 50 what? Cents? Dollars?
Get her something more unique instead of buying into Hallmark's store bought novelty. She'll like something original more than a thoughtless novelty.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
You want this pimpest idea that will cost you about $8.00?? Ok go to the local drug store. Pick up a bunch of candy bars, a poster board and a permenant marker and some scotch tape. The candy bars are going to be the words describing your gf and the rest of the words are up to you. For example:
HB, the last 3 months have been MOUNDS of fun for the both of us. I know you love giving me KISSES (tape some little hersey kisses) all over. I'm your MR.GOODBAR blah blah blah blah
You get the idea and obiviously you can be a lot more creative than I was here. I did this one year and the girl I was dating said it was the best gift she's ever gotten for Valentines because the creativity showed how much I cared....LOL yeah whatever just give me some sex...
Thank me later
PIMP
reyalp
Master Don Juan
or you might end up with an imprint of her name on your forehead! lolOriginally posted by Desdinova
Get her a frying pan with her name engraved on it. If she can cook, you'll reap the benefits from that frying pan. If she can't cook, it'll motivate her to learn
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I'm making my own stuff
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.