Colinski282
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Are a dozen pink roses and a teddy bear enough or too much for a friend of 6 months and now are dating for 3 months? Dozen pinks cost 50 and a teddy bear isnt much at all.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Dozen Pink Roses and a Teddy bear
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
It sounds fine Mr. Unoriginal, err.. I mean colinski
Colinski282
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heh well what would u do for valentines day
Desdinova
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Congratulations! You just became every other guy! BORING.
The roses cost 50? 50 what? Cents? Dollars?
Get her something more unique instead of buying into Hallmark's store bought novelty. She'll like something original more than a thoughtless novelty.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
You want this pimpest idea that will cost you about $8.00?? Ok go to the local drug store. Pick up a bunch of candy bars, a poster board and a permenant marker and some scotch tape. The candy bars are going to be the words describing your gf and the rest of the words are up to you. For example:
HB, the last 3 months have been MOUNDS of fun for the both of us. I know you love giving me KISSES (tape some little hersey kisses) all over. I'm your MR.GOODBAR blah blah blah blah
You get the idea and obiviously you can be a lot more creative than I was here. I did this one year and the girl I was dating said it was the best gift she's ever gotten for Valentines because the creativity showed how much I cared....LOL yeah whatever just give me some sex...
Thank me later
PIMP
reyalp
Master Don Juan
or you might end up with an imprint of her name on your forehead! lolOriginally posted by Desdinova
Get her a frying pan with her name engraved on it. If she can cook, you'll reap the benefits from that frying pan. If she can't cook, it'll motivate her to learn
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I'm making my own stuff
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.