Colinski282
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Are a dozen pink roses and a teddy bear enough or too much for a friend of 6 months and now are dating for 3 months? Dozen pinks cost 50 and a teddy bear isnt much at all.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Dozen Pink Roses and a Teddy bear
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
It sounds fine Mr. Unoriginal, err.. I mean colinski
Colinski282
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heh well what would u do for valentines day
Desdinova
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Congratulations! You just became every other guy! BORING.
The roses cost 50? 50 what? Cents? Dollars?
Get her something more unique instead of buying into Hallmark's store bought novelty. She'll like something original more than a thoughtless novelty.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
You want this pimpest idea that will cost you about $8.00?? Ok go to the local drug store. Pick up a bunch of candy bars, a poster board and a permenant marker and some scotch tape. The candy bars are going to be the words describing your gf and the rest of the words are up to you. For example:
HB, the last 3 months have been MOUNDS of fun for the both of us. I know you love giving me KISSES (tape some little hersey kisses) all over. I'm your MR.GOODBAR blah blah blah blah
You get the idea and obiviously you can be a lot more creative than I was here. I did this one year and the girl I was dating said it was the best gift she's ever gotten for Valentines because the creativity showed how much I cared....LOL yeah whatever just give me some sex...
Thank me later
PIMP
reyalp
Master Don Juan
or you might end up with an imprint of her name on your forehead! lolOriginally posted by Desdinova
Get her a frying pan with her name engraved on it. If she can cook, you'll reap the benefits from that frying pan. If she can't cook, it'll motivate her to learn
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I'm making my own stuff
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
I just got her quartz crystals that you can see through from the shale pit up the road so I turning them into a necklace.
Then I also got another quartz crystal that is huge. Haven't figured out what to do with it yet. I will though.
comic_relief
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.