"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Don't do drugs...you might cut off your weenie!

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I heard about this on the news a couple of minutes ago and looked up an article to post.

What on earth is the world coming to? Bet he felt like a dumbass once he sobered up...
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Staff reporters
April 24, 2007 - 11:21AM


A man cut off his penis with a knife at a London restaurant on Sunday evening, according to British tabloid The Sun.

The newspaper reports police were called to Zizzi in The Strand in central London at 9pm after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

According to witnesses, the man ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman told The Sun a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/04/24/1177180616327.html?from=top5


And another one..different guy:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034876991.html
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Monaco said:
LOL I wonder what kind of emotional distress led up to that.
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hehe...I don't know...but I bet it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the emotional distress they felt once they realized what they had done! :D
 
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I'll take less competition.
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He cut off his penis, not his testicles. He's not an eunuch, and desire probably remains.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
 
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They may have re-attached it...but I would imagine there would be some function issues even if they did.
 
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I imagine they will hook him up with some kind of penis prosthetic.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
 
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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
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..Or heaven as I would have ended it as soon as I realized what id done.
 
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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
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I would react the same way if a woman did a similar thing to herself. The second story I posted...the guy was under the influence of drugs when he cut his penis off, cooked it and ate it. Why do you assume that I think it's "hilarious", anyway? I didn't laugh...I was shocked someone would do that to themelves. People who laugh about this kind of thing are like people who laugh at funerals...it makes them feel a bit uncomfortable.

On a brighter note....apparently they can now reconstruct a working penis...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/374451.stm
 
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