"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Don't do drugs...you might cut off your weenie!

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I heard about this on the news a couple of minutes ago and looked up an article to post.

What on earth is the world coming to? Bet he felt like a dumbass once he sobered up...
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Staff reporters
April 24, 2007 - 11:21AM


A man cut off his penis with a knife at a London restaurant on Sunday evening, according to British tabloid The Sun.

The newspaper reports police were called to Zizzi in The Strand in central London at 9pm after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

According to witnesses, the man ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman told The Sun a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/04/24/1177180616327.html?from=top5


And another one..different guy:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034876991.html
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Monaco said:
LOL I wonder what kind of emotional distress led up to that.
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hehe...I don't know...but I bet it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the emotional distress they felt once they realized what they had done! :D
 
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I'll take less competition.
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He cut off his penis, not his testicles. He's not an eunuch, and desire probably remains.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
 
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They may have re-attached it...but I would imagine there would be some function issues even if they did.
 
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I imagine they will hook him up with some kind of penis prosthetic.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
 
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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
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..Or heaven as I would have ended it as soon as I realized what id done.
 
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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
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I would react the same way if a woman did a similar thing to herself. The second story I posted...the guy was under the influence of drugs when he cut his penis off, cooked it and ate it. Why do you assume that I think it's "hilarious", anyway? I didn't laugh...I was shocked someone would do that to themelves. People who laugh about this kind of thing are like people who laugh at funerals...it makes them feel a bit uncomfortable.

On a brighter note....apparently they can now reconstruct a working penis...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/374451.stm
 
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