“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Don't do drugs...you might cut off your weenie!

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I heard about this on the news a couple of minutes ago and looked up an article to post.

What on earth is the world coming to? Bet he felt like a dumbass once he sobered up...
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant

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April 24, 2007 - 11:21AM


A man cut off his penis with a knife at a London restaurant on Sunday evening, according to British tabloid The Sun.

The newspaper reports police were called to Zizzi in The Strand in central London at 9pm after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

According to witnesses, the man ran into the restaurant kitchen, grabbed a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman told The Sun a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/04/24/1177180616327.html?from=top5


And another one..different guy:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034876991.html
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Monaco said:
LOL I wonder what kind of emotional distress led up to that.
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hehe...I don't know...but I bet it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the emotional distress they felt once they realized what they had done! :D
 
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I'll take less competition.
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He cut off his penis, not his testicles. He's not an eunuch, and desire probably remains.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
 
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They may have re-attached it...but I would imagine there would be some function issues even if they did.
 
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I imagine they will hook him up with some kind of penis prosthetic.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
 
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I don't know about you guys, but if I had testicles but no penis, and still had desire, I would be in constant hell.
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..Or heaven as I would have ended it as soon as I realized what id done.
 
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I'm betting this 'hilarious' incident has more to do with serious mental problems than drink or drugs. But chicks do love to hear about penises being cut off. Would it be funny if it was a woman who cut off her tits?
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I would react the same way if a woman did a similar thing to herself. The second story I posted...the guy was under the influence of drugs when he cut his penis off, cooked it and ate it. Why do you assume that I think it's "hilarious", anyway? I didn't laugh...I was shocked someone would do that to themelves. People who laugh about this kind of thing are like people who laugh at funerals...it makes them feel a bit uncomfortable.

On a brighter note....apparently they can now reconstruct a working penis...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/374451.stm
 
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