"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Doing a chick in the ass?

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There is this girl I can ****, and this girl is one who wouldn't mind up the ass. The only thing I'm not sure is how to approach this. I mean like litery how to do it. I know I need lubricant, but what can I use as lubricant? This girl has a real sexy ass so definitely want to do this. I would appreciate any help.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I know that your suppose to use water based lubes so i think you just put that on your **** and maybe some on/near her ******* and then let her rip... that last bit is kind of a pun
 

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uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
 

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ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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why not just get some ky... it works wonders... and you can get it anywhere.... she better have a real nice butt.. haha personally i would never do that but then again why not try new things
 

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i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
 

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Originally posted by kev me723
ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
ROFLMAO :D

They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

I didn't know there was an age limit for buying lubes? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
They sell lubes in the porn stores now?
yea. They do.

Infact, you'd find a much larger range there then you would in a chemist.
 

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Originally posted by FRëSHURE
i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
I've tried soap once, but she said even my finger hurt that time (and we had already did that). Saliva is what works best with my lady's ass.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Go to any sex shop. Not necessarily a porn shop - go to the kind of place that sells exagerated lingerie, stripper shoes, and dildos/vibrators. Best if you go with the girl you're fvcking ;)
 

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She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
 

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Originally posted by Rint
She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Jester said:
uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
ROFL! great post, somebody just got positive reputation! :D :up:
 
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