“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Doing a chick in the ass?

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AverageJoe5

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There is this girl I can ****, and this girl is one who wouldn't mind up the ass. The only thing I'm not sure is how to approach this. I mean like litery how to do it. I know I need lubricant, but what can I use as lubricant? This girl has a real sexy ass so definitely want to do this. I would appreciate any help.
 

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I know that your suppose to use water based lubes so i think you just put that on your **** and maybe some on/near her ******* and then let her rip... that last bit is kind of a pun
 

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uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
 

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ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
 

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why not just get some ky... it works wonders... and you can get it anywhere.... she better have a real nice butt.. haha personally i would never do that but then again why not try new things
 

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i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
 

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Originally posted by kev me723
ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
ROFLMAO :D

They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

I didn't know there was an age limit for buying lubes? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
They sell lubes in the porn stores now?
yea. They do.

Infact, you'd find a much larger range there then you would in a chemist.
 

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Originally posted by FRëSHURE
i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
I've tried soap once, but she said even my finger hurt that time (and we had already did that). Saliva is what works best with my lady's ass.
 

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Go to any sex shop. Not necessarily a porn shop - go to the kind of place that sells exagerated lingerie, stripper shoes, and dildos/vibrators. Best if you go with the girl you're fvcking ;)
 

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She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
 

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Originally posted by Rint
She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

Joe The Homophobe

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Jester said:
uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
ROFL! great post, somebody just got positive reputation! :D :up:
 
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