"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Doing a chick in the ass?

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There is this girl I can ****, and this girl is one who wouldn't mind up the ass. The only thing I'm not sure is how to approach this. I mean like litery how to do it. I know I need lubricant, but what can I use as lubricant? This girl has a real sexy ass so definitely want to do this. I would appreciate any help.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I know that your suppose to use water based lubes so i think you just put that on your **** and maybe some on/near her ******* and then let her rip... that last bit is kind of a pun
 

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uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
 

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ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
 

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You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

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why not just get some ky... it works wonders... and you can get it anywhere.... she better have a real nice butt.. haha personally i would never do that but then again why not try new things
 

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i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
 

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Originally posted by kev me723
ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
ROFLMAO :D

They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

I didn't know there was an age limit for buying lubes? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
They sell lubes in the porn stores now?
yea. They do.

Infact, you'd find a much larger range there then you would in a chemist.
 

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Originally posted by FRëSHURE
i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
I've tried soap once, but she said even my finger hurt that time (and we had already did that). Saliva is what works best with my lady's ass.
 

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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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Go to any sex shop. Not necessarily a porn shop - go to the kind of place that sells exagerated lingerie, stripper shoes, and dildos/vibrators. Best if you go with the girl you're fvcking ;)
 

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She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
 

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Originally posted by Rint
She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..
 

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And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Jester said:
uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
ROFL! great post, somebody just got positive reputation! :D :up:
 
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