Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Doing a chick in the ass?

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AverageJoe5

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There is this girl I can ****, and this girl is one who wouldn't mind up the ass. The only thing I'm not sure is how to approach this. I mean like litery how to do it. I know I need lubricant, but what can I use as lubricant? This girl has a real sexy ass so definitely want to do this. I would appreciate any help.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I know that your suppose to use water based lubes so i think you just put that on your **** and maybe some on/near her ******* and then let her rip... that last bit is kind of a pun
 

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uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
 

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ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJ_SUPREME

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why not just get some ky... it works wonders... and you can get it anywhere.... she better have a real nice butt.. haha personally i would never do that but then again why not try new things
 

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i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
 

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Originally posted by kev me723
ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah
ROFLMAO :D

They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

I didn't know there was an age limit for buying lubes? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
They sell lubes in the porn stores now?
yea. They do.

Infact, you'd find a much larger range there then you would in a chemist.
 

Adone

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Originally posted by FRëSHURE
i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.
I've tried soap once, but she said even my finger hurt that time (and we had already did that). Saliva is what works best with my lady's ass.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Go to any sex shop. Not necessarily a porn shop - go to the kind of place that sells exagerated lingerie, stripper shoes, and dildos/vibrators. Best if you go with the girl you're fvcking ;)
 

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She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
 

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Originally posted by Rint
She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there
you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Jester said:
uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...


atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.
ROFL! great post, somebody just got positive reputation! :D :up:
 
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