"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Does anyone else have a thing for...
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
ryannath said:
for Julie but Laurie's not so hot. But then again Soledad does it for me in a MILF kinda way... But in comparison, CNN has the most HBs just because of the sheer number of correspondants however CNN Headline News has the highest ratio of HB (hey, it's "Headline" News). Fox isn't bad but it's definitely not CNN.
RedPill
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
She's leaving FOX for CNN, I guess she's made it on the hot scale.Potbelly said:
Speaking of FOX, that Jane Skinner has a dirty mind, this woman just can't wait to go home and get some:Francisco d'Anconia said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvGLgmj4lWk
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeahhhhhh, she was wet....DJDamage said:
Wow are you an idiot? Do you know anything? She already left FOX long ago and has been working for CNN for a while.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dude, next time don't act like you know something when you don't because I can tell that you spent 2 secs googling it.:rockon:
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Anyway, Fox, hands down. That chick on Red eye, damn she has some legs (i'm a leg guy). Then if by chance you are up on a saturday or sunday morning, turn to fox and friends... doesn't make any sense. it's like they grow them!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I knew that there was contract negotiations going on but I thought that CNN offered a better deal.Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
It's been all of a month, but I guess that seems like a lifetime if you're a juvenile. :rockon:Potbelly said:
you're arrogant ass still won't admit that you don't know anything. fess up to not knowing stuff about this from your previous posts. yeah a month, well that's not exactly currently like you thought it was now was it? I guess time goes slower for older people too
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Glad that I can keep you interested PB, you're the highlight of my day.Potbelly said: