"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Does anyone else have a thing for...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
ryannath said:
for Julie but Laurie's not so hot. But then again Soledad does it for me in a MILF kinda way... But in comparison, CNN has the most HBs just because of the sheer number of correspondants however CNN Headline News has the highest ratio of HB (hey, it's "Headline" News). Fox isn't bad but it's definitely not CNN.
RedPill
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Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
She's leaving FOX for CNN, I guess she's made it on the hot scale.Potbelly said:
Speaking of FOX, that Jane Skinner has a dirty mind, this woman just can't wait to go home and get some:Francisco d'Anconia said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvGLgmj4lWk
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Yeahhhhhh, she was wet....DJDamage said:
Wow are you an idiot? Do you know anything? She already left FOX long ago and has been working for CNN for a while.Francisco d'Anconia said:
Dude, next time don't act like you know something when you don't because I can tell that you spent 2 secs googling it.:rockon:
WhitePimp
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backbreaker
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Anyway, Fox, hands down. That chick on Red eye, damn she has some legs (i'm a leg guy). Then if by chance you are up on a saturday or sunday morning, turn to fox and friends... doesn't make any sense. it's like they grow them!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I knew that there was contract negotiations going on but I thought that CNN offered a better deal.Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
It's been all of a month, but I guess that seems like a lifetime if you're a juvenile. :rockon:Potbelly said:
you're arrogant ass still won't admit that you don't know anything. fess up to not knowing stuff about this from your previous posts. yeah a month, well that's not exactly currently like you thought it was now was it? I guess time goes slower for older people too
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Glad that I can keep you interested PB, you're the highlight of my day.Potbelly said: