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1 to 10 scale is old-school, having a 1 to...8 isn't going to catch. Gotta go with the flow. Just be happy I edited the post for you titman. 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DonMEgaHoss
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Eye of the beholder just helps slightly this should be locked sorry doc but titman man... mainly your post are decent but this petty bickering is like battle of the internet geeks waiting for a reply instead of going out and doin' something...
Nit-picking at every little thing in a girl... Though seeing one and using it you help you feel more comfortable around is a different thing...
Whats with all this 'how to' subjects on the forum now its like people ran out of crap to talk about..
Nit-picking at every little thing in a girl... Though seeing one and using it you help you feel more comfortable around is a different thing...
Whats with all this 'how to' subjects on the forum now its like people ran out of crap to talk about..
MetalFortress
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Lindsay Lohan was a 9 until she took up cocaine, anorexia, or whatever caused her to turn into some nasty rail. Now she's a 5.
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Unfortunately your right mega, But seeing all these posts with "HB10" in the title is a pet hate with this place. Call me crazy but rating a chick unrealisticly that high seems like a sure fire way to the path of AFCness. If some dude honestly sees a chick in such a light then how will he ever have a chance of banging her? It seems counterproductive to what we SHOULD be thinking.
And like I said before I've literally yet to even see a chick who rates that high (that includes back when I was AFC aswell.)
Centaurion
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There is no such thing as a HB10. NO ONE IS PERFECT!
A HB 9 is a chick that makes you cream your pants the instant you lay eyes on her. I can't say I've ever seen one of those.
A HB 8 is that chick that makes you pop a boner and go 'dayuuum' when she walks by. To be honest, I've only seen 2 of those.
A HB 7 is that hottie that have every guy drooling after her. She's pretty hot and is considered a knockout when she dresses up.
A HB 6 a cute/sweet/pretty chick that most guys want to go out with.
A HB 5 the chick that your average Joe hooks up with. Meeh, nothing wrong with her, nothing special really.
A HB 4 you'd hit it on a bad day.
A HB 3 some of you kjbs and n00bs would tap that ass, but she usually starts up my gag reflex.
A HB 2 a chick that makes you go 'dayumm what an ugly b!tch' when she walks by. Still some of you n00bs would tap it.
A HB 1 your penis commits kamikazee and returns to the hole it came from.
A HB 9 is a chick that makes you cream your pants the instant you lay eyes on her. I can't say I've ever seen one of those.
A HB 8 is that chick that makes you pop a boner and go 'dayuuum' when she walks by. To be honest, I've only seen 2 of those.
A HB 7 is that hottie that have every guy drooling after her. She's pretty hot and is considered a knockout when she dresses up.
A HB 6 a cute/sweet/pretty chick that most guys want to go out with.
A HB 5 the chick that your average Joe hooks up with. Meeh, nothing wrong with her, nothing special really.
A HB 4 you'd hit it on a bad day.
A HB 3 some of you kjbs and n00bs would tap that ass, but she usually starts up my gag reflex.
A HB 2 a chick that makes you go 'dayumm what an ugly b!tch' when she walks by. Still some of you n00bs would tap it.
A HB 1 your penis commits kamikazee and returns to the hole it came from.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Xtravaganza
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Personally I don't think Jennifer Aniston is cute... I would nail her, but i see pretier girls everyday...
You cannot standarize something as subjective as beauty. Everybody has a different taste. It's about how much you wanna get INside the girl.
And i think Centaurion's table is a very good one. I'd just add +1 to every HB.
You cannot standarize something as subjective as beauty. Everybody has a different taste. It's about how much you wanna get INside the girl.
And i think Centaurion's table is a very good one. I'd just add +1 to every HB.
Docs
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I know, no one can standardize beauty. It's pointed at those that call the HB 10's up. My scale is flawed, because I like how Cent's goes in some way.
And..the suggested examples for people..are just that, suggestioned.
As for adpating the scale to your own needs (Xtravaganza), that's a excellent Idea and I'll add it up there.
As for other suggestions, I've inputted them, but I'll lose my edit time soon, so suggest fast if you want to be credited.
yes there are. Im 100% sure that there are not one single chick out there that hasn't got one flaw...but if your just judging by the looks, then yes.
I understand how you reason thought titman...but shouldn't you be out there railin some 9 instead of flaming every member here...If you have to flame everyone that says something your not "down" with, then obviously your not satisfied with your life...
I understand how you reason thought titman...but shouldn't you be out there railin some 9 instead of flaming every member here...If you have to flame everyone that says something your not "down" with, then obviously your not satisfied with your life...
Mr. Unique
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I also think their are HB10s in this world
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
So you n00bs really think that there are chicks out there that are PERFECT in every sense?
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha *wipes away tears*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha *wipes away tears*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Nah I could still be as happy as a pig in sh!t (which I pretty much am more or less) and still flame retards, its really not that much of a big deal for me , I can even teach you if you like? Save your pop pyschology analysis for another time dude, I'll PM you if and when I get down in the dumps or something, deal?
And obviously I'm not railing a "9" for if you read my post I said they dont exist, yeah thats right you heard it, no b!tch is even 90% flawless believe it or not. Crazy isnt it?:crazy:
MightyMate
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Good post. HB6 is UGLY AS HELL.
seems i been dating HB9 all the time. I dated HB10 once but thats too hardcore for me.Im not shy or anything. But guirl was so dope i couldnt make a word even tho we had few dates. But im very good with HB9. All my tips are only for those types of woman.
seems i been dating HB9 all the time. I dated HB10 once but thats too hardcore for me.Im not shy or anything. But guirl was so dope i couldnt make a word even tho we had few dates. But im very good with HB9. All my tips are only for those types of woman.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WHY THE F*CK DOES THIS EVEN MATTER!?!?! PLZ OMG A GIRL IS HOT OR SHE IS NOT THERE YOU HAVE IT HOT....NOT THERE THATS THE NEW RATING SCALE. WHEN YOUR ACTUALLY WITH YOUR BOYS SCOPING FOR HOT CHICKS DO U ACTUALLY SAY "OMG DUDE THATS A HOT BOD 5" AND HES LIKE "NO WAY MAN SHE DEF A HOT BOD 8" AND YOUR LIKE "WTF!? NOT HIGHER THAN A 6.....O WAIT SOME GUY IS APPROCHING HER.......DAMN" STOP WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO JUDGE PEOPLE BASED ON LOOKS AND APPROCH, BECUASE EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM, TOSS THE # THERE ARE MANY MORE FISH IN THE SEA, BYE. (sorry for all caps)
p.s. you guys are sad
p.s. you guys are sad
Xtravaganza
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My idea sounds good... but, again, it's flawed.
Take the next example:
There's a Very Pretty Girl (HBx) and two guys, one's an AFC who hasn't scored in years, the other a seasoned DJ.
The AFC will rate her as a 9, while the DJ might say she's a 7, maybe an 8.
Besides, after talking to her, your initial impression can change, 7s becomes 9s. 8s become 6s.
And, there's those girls that you think they're the most beautiful thing that's ever walked on this world, but after having sex with her, you wonder if it wouldn't have been better to make love to your hand
And there's these girls that might not be a perfect beauty but can give you the best sex you had in your life... thus, becoming your sexual goddess, a 10 (?)
I agree with you that there's no perfect 10, but from 9,9 and below, I guess we'll have to get used to being at sixes and sevens.
MightyMate
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I thinmk its important to rate girls. Some tiips work only for HB9 and some tips work only for HB5. I think it should be said in each post what type of girls is it about.
wheelin&dealin
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Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan...
Bahahaha... lol :crackup:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.