AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Obama is part of the pro-war, pro-plutocrat right wing of the Democrats. He's just a well-selected, well-presented shill.Please don't assume my voting history....I vited for Obama in 2008 and 2012....
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.