BraddH
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When you are not sure about her stds... ?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Do you let birds BJ you after club or on first date?
- Thread starter BraddH
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
If you are worried about catching an std from some girl giving you head....you are worrying about life way too much and
you need to change, less you stay in your protective bubble for too long....
I've been tested about ten times.......and only once........about 14 years ago......got chlamydia.....which is easily cured with two pills....
Stop worrying and get fvcking
(by the way, one day you'll die)
PeasantPlayer
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I posted in another thread how I got a BJ after 20 minutes of a conversation with some bird behind a bar. She swallowed and everything. Grabbed her digits and went my merry way.
I had a slight burning (not when peeing) 2 days after. Apparently this happens alot to uncircumcised men. (read a few threads about it) a week later I am fine. Went to the doctors for another issue, decided to get check as its been a year. Clean as a whistle
I had a slight burning (not when peeing) 2 days after. Apparently this happens alot to uncircumcised men. (read a few threads about it) a week later I am fine. Went to the doctors for another issue, decided to get check as its been a year. Clean as a whistle
About two years ago I went to Cuba. I think I used a condom with one chick.....out of eight or so......had a threesome
(street "pick up" who asked did I want her friend to join)
No condom. Oral and rimmed.
No STD
Been to Thailand twice..........
People worry to much....
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PeasantPlayer
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Exactly I had sex with a few questionable women on the first night on some instance drunk and making poor choices, didn't use protection. STDs are way overblown IMO. Yes there is a risk, but like another poster said it might have to do with your own immune system. Even if I did catch Herpes I would probably shrug it off its just a skin condition
It's interesting......just how many of your posts are accusing people of being trolls........I believe you had one yesterday too, no?
It's ok, just because someone has a different opinion....
Let's try help you.....you state that you wouldn't go down on a girl on the first date/night ...but you would after you know her or
after a few dates.......yeah?
Here's a question.......how has her fvcking puzzy changed from the first day???? regardless of whether it's the first night or you
know her one year, IT'S STILL THE SAME *****
Go on, who will you call a troll tomorrow........keep up your pattern married biatch....
A married gym rat mouth advising posters about the dangers of catching STD's, from the comfort of his
own home......
The kid wants advice from people who are out living their life in the real world. Not from a married little boy
who thinks arriving at being a man is through testosterone shots.
own home......
The kid wants advice from people who are out living their life in the real world. Not from a married little boy
who thinks arriving at being a man is through testosterone shots.
You've revealed yourself for what you are.......a feminist shamer....
I live my life the way I choose to live it and there you are........attempting to shame.....
I guess married life has taken it's toll on you........good luck.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
marmel75
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Lol...I think it's kinda obvious when the same dude posts nearly identical threads 3 times asking pretty much the same question about STDs. First he wants to know how he can guarantee he won't get an STD. Common sense tells you there is no way to do that. Then he asks the same thing about getting a BJ..
Next he is going to ask if you can get an STD from looking too long at a hot chick...
But keep answering the same dumbass questions...I'm sure he's getting a laugh out of it
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Wow...Really have your panties all bunched up don't we?
I'm also laughing pretty hard at the "queer" messages you felt the need to inbox me with 3 times...think we've found a Sociopath in our midsts...
So now I'm into child porn?
I find that to be classless and pretty disgusting, but I guess it's probably no different from the room you rent in your Mom's basement that has sewage backing up into it every other week...
Go get your plunger...you got some work to do.
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Yup, you got me. Yawn... Gotta get back to doing something intelligent like programming...I'll let you do the same...
I'm sure you can make it all the way to at least 15 when you start counting the roaches running around your place...
Get back to your computer little girl. Make that money for your biatch.
For others there's yale and there's puzzy....
I'm available if you need a chat. I'm there for you, despite the accusations you have
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BraddH
Master Don Juan
What the **** are you talking about? Yes I am young and yes I want to know more about stds. You are a shame to this forum.
MrWood
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"bird" is standard UK talk for "females"