BraddH
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When you are not sure about her stds... ?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Do you let birds BJ you after club or on first date?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If you are worried about catching an std from some girl giving you head....you are worrying about life way too much and
you need to change, less you stay in your protective bubble for too long....
I've been tested about ten times.......and only once........about 14 years ago......got chlamydia.....which is easily cured with two pills....
Stop worrying and get fvcking
(by the way, one day you'll die)
PeasantPlayer
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I posted in another thread how I got a BJ after 20 minutes of a conversation with some bird behind a bar. She swallowed and everything. Grabbed her digits and went my merry way.
I had a slight burning (not when peeing) 2 days after. Apparently this happens alot to uncircumcised men. (read a few threads about it) a week later I am fine. Went to the doctors for another issue, decided to get check as its been a year. Clean as a whistle
I had a slight burning (not when peeing) 2 days after. Apparently this happens alot to uncircumcised men. (read a few threads about it) a week later I am fine. Went to the doctors for another issue, decided to get check as its been a year. Clean as a whistle
About two years ago I went to Cuba. I think I used a condom with one chick.....out of eight or so......had a threesome
(street "pick up" who asked did I want her friend to join)
No condom. Oral and rimmed.
No STD
Been to Thailand twice..........
People worry to much....
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PeasantPlayer
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Exactly I had sex with a few questionable women on the first night on some instance drunk and making poor choices, didn't use protection. STDs are way overblown IMO. Yes there is a risk, but like another poster said it might have to do with your own immune system. Even if I did catch Herpes I would probably shrug it off its just a skin condition
It's interesting......just how many of your posts are accusing people of being trolls........I believe you had one yesterday too, no?
It's ok, just because someone has a different opinion....
Let's try help you.....you state that you wouldn't go down on a girl on the first date/night ...but you would after you know her or
after a few dates.......yeah?
Here's a question.......how has her fvcking puzzy changed from the first day???? regardless of whether it's the first night or you
know her one year, IT'S STILL THE SAME *****
Go on, who will you call a troll tomorrow........keep up your pattern married biatch....
A married gym rat mouth advising posters about the dangers of catching STD's, from the comfort of his
own home......
The kid wants advice from people who are out living their life in the real world. Not from a married little boy
who thinks arriving at being a man is through testosterone shots.
own home......
The kid wants advice from people who are out living their life in the real world. Not from a married little boy
who thinks arriving at being a man is through testosterone shots.
You've revealed yourself for what you are.......a feminist shamer....
I live my life the way I choose to live it and there you are........attempting to shame.....
I guess married life has taken it's toll on you........good luck.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
marmel75
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Lol...I think it's kinda obvious when the same dude posts nearly identical threads 3 times asking pretty much the same question about STDs. First he wants to know how he can guarantee he won't get an STD. Common sense tells you there is no way to do that. Then he asks the same thing about getting a BJ..
Next he is going to ask if you can get an STD from looking too long at a hot chick...
But keep answering the same dumbass questions...I'm sure he's getting a laugh out of it
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Wow...Really have your panties all bunched up don't we?
I'm also laughing pretty hard at the "queer" messages you felt the need to inbox me with 3 times...think we've found a Sociopath in our midsts...
So now I'm into child porn?
I find that to be classless and pretty disgusting, but I guess it's probably no different from the room you rent in your Mom's basement that has sewage backing up into it every other week...
Go get your plunger...you got some work to do.
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Yup, you got me. Yawn... Gotta get back to doing something intelligent like programming...I'll let you do the same...
I'm sure you can make it all the way to at least 15 when you start counting the roaches running around your place...
Get back to your computer little girl. Make that money for your biatch.
For others there's yale and there's puzzy....
I'm available if you need a chat. I'm there for you, despite the accusations you have
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
BraddH
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What the **** are you talking about? Yes I am young and yes I want to know more about stds. You are a shame to this forum.
MrWood
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"bird" is standard UK talk for "females"