MacAvoy
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do you considering BJ cheating?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Monkey
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OneArmDeeJay
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You did it or thinking about it so why don’t you just save your time and money and just confess to your Girlfriend and dump her already and go for this other chick.
Ever onward
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Yes it would definetly be cheating if you gave some other dude a BJ
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
MacAvoy
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I can't believe the stupidity on here sometimes, what kind of a dj would give a bj? Do people have nothing better to do than flamebait?
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Do you have nothing better to do than make ridiculous polls with obvious answers?
The mere fact you even have to ask is it wrong is worrying.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Anything that you do that you feel that you need to hide from your committed partner should be considered cheating.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
duh!
steroidsrule
Don Juan
all this flaming we might as well give him an answer... yes bro its cheating... but then again... who cares
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Is oral sex cheating???
Docs
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Beautiful, now close the topic.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
You are a goddamn, f-u-c-k-i-n-g RETARD!
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Sometimes, when threads are really humorous (and by humorous I mean ****ing insipid) 'we' like to keep them around just for kicks.
^ Gold.
All right, all right... thread closed.
AS
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
^ Gold.
All right, all right... thread closed.
AS
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