MacAvoy
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Do you considering BJ cheating?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Monkey
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OneArmDeeJay
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You did it or thinking about it so why don’t you just save your time and money and just confess to your Girlfriend and dump her already and go for this other chick.
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Yes it would definetly be cheating if you gave some other dude a BJ
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MacAvoy
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I can't believe the stupidity on here sometimes, what kind of a dj would give a bj? Do people have nothing better to do than flamebait?
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Do you have nothing better to do than make ridiculous polls with obvious answers?
The mere fact you even have to ask is it wrong is worrying.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Anything that you do that you feel that you need to hide from your committed partner should be considered cheating.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
duh!
steroidsrule
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all this flaming we might as well give him an answer... yes bro its cheating... but then again... who cares
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Is oral sex cheating???
Docs
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Beautiful, now close the topic.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
You are a goddamn, f-u-c-k-i-n-g RETARD!
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Sometimes, when threads are really humorous (and by humorous I mean ****ing insipid) 'we' like to keep them around just for kicks.
^ Gold.
All right, all right... thread closed.
AS
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
^ Gold.
All right, all right... thread closed.
AS
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