"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"Do my laundry, get a blow job"
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."
reyalp
Master Don Juan
good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.
Kpocalypse
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And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.
Derek Flint
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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Banned
"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only
. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.