“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
"Do my laundry, get a blow job"
- Thread starter Bible_Belt
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."
reyalp
Master Don Juan
good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.
Kpocalypse
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And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.
Derek Flint
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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only
. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.