"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"Do my laundry, get a blow job"
- Thread starter Bible_Belt
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."
reyalp
Master Don Juan
good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.
Kpocalypse
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And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.
Derek Flint
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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Banned
"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only
. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.