"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
"Do my laundry, get a blow job"
- Thread starter Bible_Belt
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."
reyalp
Master Don Juan
good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.
Kpocalypse
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And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.
Derek Flint
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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only
. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.