"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
"Do my laundry, get a blow job"
- Thread starter Bible_Belt
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
waste of time. i wouldn't do 8-12 loads of laundry just to get a *******, i don't care how hot she is.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
but then again, i'm not much for *******s.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, she's a domineering ho, but the idea might work for guys, too. "Do my laundry, get a date."
reyalp
Master Don Juan
good idea.....someone should try it and see how it goes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
She should do MY laundry and still give ME A bl*wjob.
Kpocalypse
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And after that come by my house for some tapping on that ass. (I'll stay away from the mouth, not gonna invade your territory).
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
See, it's not really that bad... except she probably has herpes.
Derek Flint
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She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: "Do my laundry, get a blow job"
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
:crackup:Originally posted by Derek Flint
She's in Berkeley, so she probably looks something like this:
Seriously, I would need some pics first. She could be some fat cunt who thinks men will do anything for a blowwjob.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Banned
"Reward" ??? Silly cvnt. I still dont see my reward, I do her laundry and let her suck my d!ck but whats in it for me?Errr ...wait shes offering to suck d!ck for payment but "tasteful" pictures only
. Now thats some classic chick priorities right there.:crackup: Ahhh chicks with overblown sense of entitlements....gotta love what our faggoty forefathers and brothers have left us with.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
The really sad part is she's probably received 500 replies and 10 marriage proposals by now - all for coming up with a creative form of prostitution.