"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do girls like shaved penises?

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should i shave my penis, trim it, or just let it grow out long? what do most women prefer?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DrD77 said:
should i shave my penis, trim it, or just let it grow out long? what do most women prefer?
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If you have to shave your penis, you have some issues.

You should, however, keep the area surrounding your penis, and your balls, trimmed and clean.

the thought of actually shaving the penis give me the shivers. becareful not to hurt yourself. :)
 
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would you really shave your penis because guys on the internet said girls will like it?
 
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why not...nobody likes chocking on hair when their down there...shave it all off...it grows back quick anyway...porn stars do it... Would you like it that women dont shave and looked liked Harry Henderson down there?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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would you really shave your penis because guys on the internet said girls will like it?
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you just denied this whole forum saying.. "would you really ______ because guys on the internet said..."

and to get back on topic.. I've had mine shaved for a really long time now, i keep it groomed for my self for the most part, i don't like a bush on my d*ck, i don't care what anyone says or thinks about it haha, and the ladies do like it as Ken said, would you like your girl to have a bush down there too? i think not :eek:
 
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Not everybody likes the shaved look (including guys), and I've known tons of girls who are just creeped out by totally shaved guys. I don't blame them. It's fvcking weird looking and makes your genitals look prepubescent. You can't compare it to girls anyway since most guys don't have hair actually on their d1ck. Aesthetically on girls I prefer it kinda trimmed in the pubic region and hairless around the vulva.
 
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No wonder you guys can't get any.

(1) Girls don't care.
(2) Girls find porn stars disgusting.
(3) Stick with girls who will get bright red even thinking about pubic hair (you will have to leave America for this one).
(4) Gay men debate this topic all the time on the Internet.
(5) Another sign of the total emasculation of the American man.
(6) And remember, GIRLS DON'T CARE!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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To shave would be good. Not all shave, but some. Too much hair looks no good. I shave sides mainly and top two.
 
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meitenesrigas said:
No wonder you guys can't get any.

(1) Girls don't care.
(2) Girls find porn stars disgusting.
(3) Stick with girls who will get bright red even thinking about pubic hair (you will have to leave America for this one).
(4) Gay men debate this topic all the time on the Internet.
(5) Another sign of the total emasculation of the American man.
(6) And remember, GIRLS DON'T CARE!
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sorry but the girls are American too pal... and how would a guy like you know about gay debates on the internet, i have not once came or even nearly came across gay debates on the internet.. care to explain?
 
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meitenesrigas said:
No wonder you guys can't get any.

(1) Girls don't care.
(2) Girls find porn stars disgusting.
(3) Stick with girls who will get bright red even thinking about pubic hair (you will have to leave America for this one).
(4) Gay men debate this topic all the time on the Internet.
(5) Another sign of the total emasculation of the American man.
(6) And remember, GIRLS DON'T CARE!
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Anti-facts.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i think im just going to keep her trimmed for now. not too long, not too short. i've shaved before and don't like the hassle and i get these red bumps, although my d!ick looks bigger.
 
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i think im just going to keep her trimmed for now. not too long, not too short. i've shaved before and don't like the hassle and i get these red bumps, although my d!ick looks bigger.
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shave downwards, and from side to side. i think the red bumps are ingrown hairs, i could be wrong but yea.. or they just might be skin irritations :confused:
 
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girls like it when you shave your penis.

they also like it when you use a marker and put two little eyes and smile on the head of your penis and call it 'mr. happy'
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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