"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJing is strong stuff...

Big Eee Zee

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this is a combined success/warning post for all the up and coming ladies men out there-

I used to be a complete tool until I found this site and realized how counter-productive my AFC ideas were. Well, what I didn't realize was how POWERFUL this stuff was. There was a girl I was moderately attracted to and wanted to get to know so I started pulling all the stops. Acting aloof, being C&F and charming, talking about other girls, treating her like she was just another girl etc. I didn't see any results so I ramped it up and really pushed my game to the limits. I didn't think it was working and got discouraged. But what I didn't realize was that it was working, a lot. My skills made me able to create interest, but my lack of experience made me unable to recognize it (probably like many of you). Sorta like handing someone a gun and not teaching them to shoot.

I found out yesterday that this girl is so into me that she is afraid to make a move, I seem too good for her. I intend to fix that this weekend. ;)

So all of you complainers who say that DJing doesn't work, I say "Bah!" It does work, damn good too. Just be careful what you do with your new ablilites, you could hurt people if you're not careful.






With great power comes great responsibility.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
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With great power comes great responsibility.
EXCELSIOR!!!!

Hey, someone had to say it if you were going to quote comic books!!! :p
 

Big Eee Zee

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Umm...never read it. That saying is so widespread that it has become common knowledge, it is no longer considered a quote.
 

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Re: Re: DJing is strong stuff...

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
EXCELSIOR!!!!

Hey, someone had to say it if you were going to quote comic books!!! :p

I've heard that quote as well, never heard of Excelsior. Sounds like Alkaseltzer.
 

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Re: Re: Re: DJing is strong stuff...

Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
I've heard that quote as well, never heard of Excelsior. Sounds like Alkaseltzer.
Alright, that was funny. But "Excelsior" is the catch phrase of the father of Marvel Comics (Stan Lee) the creator of Spider Man and the aforementioned quote.

D@mn, am I really THAT old to be the only one that knows this???!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Umm...never read it. That saying is so widespread that it has become common knowledge, it is no longer considered a quote.
You must be kidding!!!
 

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hey francisco (something or other) im 14 and i knew it too!
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by chill
hey francisco (something or other) im 14 and i knew it too!
Bless you chill, you've kept me from looking like a senile old man (although the medication helps too). :D
 
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