dk1990S111
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Wouldn’t pay her a penny. Crazy times
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Disgusting
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
andreihaha
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This world is really going to sh1t.
I mean she's not even attractive by any standard.
I mean she's not even attractive by any standard.
I could get a better looking woman being homeless. Sure it's not as easy but still. The first and last bigger girl like this I met on pof, I was drunk on a Sunday morning and talked her into it, even straight up told her i need a shower first and I'm drunk. This woman picked me up, we fvcked, fed me and bought me a drink when she dropped me off. I just don't understand what makes a woman that looks like this feel so entitled to shvit, I mean how fat she is. The older woman that offered to svck my d1ck for $1.50 was petite and looked better than this. You could go down to west palm Beach heading south on us 1, hang a right in 45th and go into the hood and find a crack whorve to suck you off for $20. I could get her get to do it for $10.
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Looked at the lists first, thought she must be 20/10, but then I saw the pics of her and she's 3/10 at best.
Looks like the mistake I'd make when I'm drunk out of my mind and deeply regret for a long time.
Looks like the mistake I'd make when I'm drunk out of my mind and deeply regret for a long time.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Unreal. Just unreal.
andreihaha
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Me too lol.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
But there's no way guys are spending money on a woman that looks like this. This is the woman you fvck when your life is in shambles and you've been drinking to much, haven't showered in a few days and you need a meal. She I think is just hoping. Why would any man that has enough money to throw away like this spend it on a ham-planet like this? If incels are really simping for women like this I don't know what to say.
corrector
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Exactly. There are plenty of fat escorts who are making money. People just think they are friendlier and more submissive and into more kinkier things. People dont get the level of thirst and simping.
The reality is because she is a woman her SMV is higher than 90% of guys. The other 10% must have the Chad or Chadlite experience. Like the gypsy lady. You made a thread about her.
I wonder if guys like these type of women and think they are into anal or something.
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andreihaha
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The last line works perfectly with your current picture.
corrector
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How so? The new pic is just a contrast to the negative posts I have been making as as late and the drift away from Black or racist topics and just lightens the tone by comparing to a grouchy but funny disney character.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
andreihaha
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I mean Daffy seems to wonder " I wonder if guys like these type of women and think they are into anal or something. "
Decent caption.