If my GF ever said that to me I'd just go all cute and sh*t, with doggy eyes, etc.etc.
Doesn't really disarm it or anything- its just something I would do!
Or maybe I would say "Thank you!" and treat it like the biggest compliment I've ever had. :rock:
Honestly though, there are better things to worry about than a good comeback for some stupid line your girl throws at you. And besides, you make it sound like a battle between you two..."Disarm" the neghit..."Neutralise" the threat...jeeze. Enjoy yourself! Its a relationship, not Iraq. Make peace, not war. :flowers: