mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
They love itTell her you'll get the gift, and then when her bday comes up, give her nothing
That way, she gets the greatest gift a woman could ask for, being lied to
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
They love itTell her you'll get the gift, and then when her bday comes up, give her nothing
That way, she gets the greatest gift a woman could ask for, being lied to
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
*gulps*...So a Costco membership is how muchNeh, it's my golden vagina
Chick that I recently dumped right before Valentine’s Day MADE a beta bring her chocolates. There is no shortage of eunuch~esque type men ready to try and please these hoesTrust me, women have a lot of sht. On her 30th birthday this one girl had a good size box is jewelry, all gifts from men she dated.
$900 is wedding ring territory?$900 on a gift... for a girl you dated for 1 year... Isn't that kind of dollar amount reaching into wedding ring territory?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
U guessed wrong.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
Lol. Ive spend 0 outside of birthdays and chrismas. Doesn't hinder them from riding my dikc. Good job on being a walking wallet though. With a million you could've done a lot more better stuff than buying pu$$y.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
For what? Thats simping at almost the multi million dollar level.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
Lol I don't even know what that means haha*gulps*...So a Costco membership is how much
I thought you were going to say I’m 1000 x brilliantU guessed wrong.
U r 1000 x a chump.
That makes you a super chump.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
HahahaI thought you were going to say I’m 1000 x brilliant
That makes me super brilliant.
I have. There's this girl on youtube named SheraSeven who is teaching women to string men along and get resources from them.She told how much her gift should cost?
Ugh. I never heard of that.
Dont do it unless its YOUR woman or wife.What is considered too much for a birthday gift?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Keep it at lengerie. Unless shes big balling and splurging on gifts for you.What about long term girlfriend?
Now this is a good advice.Keep it at lengerie. Unless shes big balling and splurging on gifts for you.
Yes she's aware of his likes and interests and gifting in those areas. It shows appreciation and investment.Now this is a good advice.
When a woman has high interest in a man, she consistently gifts him stuff that she thinks he needs even when he doesn't need it.
Yup. They all do that.Yes she's aware of his likes and interests and gifting in those areas. It shows appreciation and investment.
Yea but a user never wouldYup. They all do that.
Chicks are real big on gifting a man when they find him worth investing in.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.