mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
They love itTell her you'll get the gift, and then when her bday comes up, give her nothing
That way, she gets the greatest gift a woman could ask for, being lied to
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
They love itTell her you'll get the gift, and then when her bday comes up, give her nothing
That way, she gets the greatest gift a woman could ask for, being lied to
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
*gulps*...So a Costco membership is how muchNeh, it's my golden vagina
Chick that I recently dumped right before Valentine’s Day MADE a beta bring her chocolates. There is no shortage of eunuch~esque type men ready to try and please these hoesTrust me, women have a lot of sht. On her 30th birthday this one girl had a good size box is jewelry, all gifts from men she dated.
$900 is wedding ring territory?$900 on a gift... for a girl you dated for 1 year... Isn't that kind of dollar amount reaching into wedding ring territory?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
U guessed wrong.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
Lol. Ive spend 0 outside of birthdays and chrismas. Doesn't hinder them from riding my dikc. Good job on being a walking wallet though. With a million you could've done a lot more better stuff than buying pu$$y.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
For what? Thats simping at almost the multi million dollar level.$900 is wedding ring territory?
I’ve spent more than $900,000 on women and I’m not married. I guess I should have been married 1000 times by now.
Lol I don't even know what that means haha*gulps*...So a Costco membership is how much
I thought you were going to say I’m 1000 x brilliantU guessed wrong.
U r 1000 x a chump.
That makes you a super chump.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
HahahaI thought you were going to say I’m 1000 x brilliant
That makes me super brilliant.
I have. There's this girl on youtube named SheraSeven who is teaching women to string men along and get resources from them.She told how much her gift should cost?
Ugh. I never heard of that.
Dont do it unless its YOUR woman or wife.What is considered too much for a birthday gift?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Keep it at lengerie. Unless shes big balling and splurging on gifts for you.What about long term girlfriend?
Now this is a good advice.Keep it at lengerie. Unless shes big balling and splurging on gifts for you.
Yes she's aware of his likes and interests and gifting in those areas. It shows appreciation and investment.Now this is a good advice.
When a woman has high interest in a man, she consistently gifts him stuff that she thinks he needs even when he doesn't need it.
Yup. They all do that.Yes she's aware of his likes and interests and gifting in those areas. It shows appreciation and investment.
Yea but a user never wouldYup. They all do that.
Chicks are real big on gifting a man when they find him worth investing in.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.