Vantagepoint34
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Op you answered your own question. That was an Hb8. I recommend prenup* you only get so many chances... Haha.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Did I already f8ck it up - clear this up bros
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
RichardTheFrog
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Was she hot? Post a pic.
Vantagepoint34
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500!
RichardTheFrog
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Is that a lot? I mean... I do have a Lambo sitting in my garage.
waiting for next "she blocked me again" message
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheGambino
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I really dont give a crap i already came in her twice
Macaframalama
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Why didn't you just fvck her? You just made a thread like a week ago saying you were at the top of the game, yet go mirroring this girls behavior with the rage quitting. If you can't take her back to your place, take her on the hood or trunk of your car. They love it.
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Where is that pic of you standing by the Lambo in your garage?
I feel as if there isnt a Lambo. There probably isnt even a garage.
RichardTheFrog
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RichardTheFrog
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I don't have time for this
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Bye.
RichardTheFrog
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How many arms do I have, and how long are they?
Plus, even after I prove I have it... What does that change?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Glassguy
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Oh like when people post threads about hot chicks and you want pics for verification? And then you want pics with them with the chick for further validation?
You have a smart phone I'm sure. It has a delay on the camera function. Set it and go get by that Lambo in your garage and take the pic or it isnt there big guy.
I'll bet on the it's not really in your garage.
RichardTheFrog
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It's there whether you're a$$ belive or not.
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That's what I thought. No Lambo. Did you really think anyone would believe it just because you jumped in some Lambo and had someone take pics of you? Lol.
RichardTheFrog
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It's there. I'll look into that timer thing.
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