Vantagepoint34
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Op you answered your own question. That was an Hb8. I recommend prenup* you only get so many chances... Haha.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Did I already f8ck it up - clear this up bros
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RichardTheFrog
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Was she hot? Post a pic.
Vantagepoint34
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500!
RichardTheFrog
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Is that a lot? I mean... I do have a Lambo sitting in my garage.
waiting for next "she blocked me again" message
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TheGambino
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I really dont give a crap i already came in her twice
Macaframalama
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Why didn't you just fvck her? You just made a thread like a week ago saying you were at the top of the game, yet go mirroring this girls behavior with the rage quitting. If you can't take her back to your place, take her on the hood or trunk of your car. They love it.
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Where is that pic of you standing by the Lambo in your garage?
I feel as if there isnt a Lambo. There probably isnt even a garage.
RichardTheFrog
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
RichardTheFrog
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I don't have time for this
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Bye.
RichardTheFrog
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How many arms do I have, and how long are they?
Plus, even after I prove I have it... What does that change?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Oh like when people post threads about hot chicks and you want pics for verification? And then you want pics with them with the chick for further validation?
You have a smart phone I'm sure. It has a delay on the camera function. Set it and go get by that Lambo in your garage and take the pic or it isnt there big guy.
I'll bet on the it's not really in your garage.
RichardTheFrog
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It's there whether you're a$$ belive or not.
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That's what I thought. No Lambo. Did you really think anyone would believe it just because you jumped in some Lambo and had someone take pics of you? Lol.
RichardTheFrog
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It's there. I'll look into that timer thing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.