"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dealer’s choice. Calling in the fellas

Giovanni SouthSide

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The next door neighbors recently left.
didn’t even last a year just like how I betted on.
The wife was banging but she was off limits since her husband and kids were there.

Now there is new tenants moving in.
I was chilling in my room this morning when I hear loud noises coming from the gate next door and my dog started barking. I peep out and oh my.
I see two desirable women unhauling sh1t from their cars into the house. One looked like the mom and the other like the daughter. Two very young boys were there so I assume they were frm the daughter.

I like keeping a peaceful vibe in my surroundings since I own my home. Pissing on my territory.
No weekend background noise from next door on the weekends has been a blessing so far.
The house next door has been a renting hotspot for over 25 years. I believe that house has some paranormal activity sh1t going on and people just don’t last there. Bad luck inhibits that place and leaks to it’s tenants. I have personal stories. Anyway. I got a hard on just by looking at both of em.
with this drought going on it’s either feast or famine.
It would not be my first occasion that I get involved with a chick from next door. I had a relationship with one. She is dead now. I suffered her passing. It’s a long story.

Whats your take, fair game or bad faith? Run a good ol’fashion player phase?
My balcony overlooks the front porch of the neighbors and Im there chilling on a Sunday evening sipping a glass of wine, one comes out.. we strike a convo..You catch my drift
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Barbed wire? Damn B...things must be rough and tumble where you are at.

Those two look like they'd be freaks...go for it.
 

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Man those ghosts are going to get jelly if you get some Southside
 

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First off when is the last time you had cex with a woman? How bad of a dry streak are we talking? Secondly you should go balls deep in those sugar walls of those chicks. I agree with BackInTheGame. They look like freaks
last week with a 40 year old latina that I had a good run with during peak covid 20 and 21. I alpha widowed her for almost 2 years. I hit her up again and she was very receptive. we picked up where we left off.
I’m going to see what’s good with the neighbors let the occasion present itself. The daughter has a fat azz and would seem very obedient in doggy.
 

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Barbed wire? Damn B...things must be rough and tumble where you are at.

Those two look like they'd be freaks...go for it.
they got the barbed wire.
I got the electric fence, security cameras, a trained Rottweiler to wound , a 9 and a mossberg 500 tactical. Welcome to Mexico.

Ima let them settle in and then gauge the wind.
Men be getting hurt out here for messing with the wrong women.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well Giovanni be cool & be observant. Be open. You know the drill, see what the situation is before you get involved. Those little kids have a daddy somewhere.

Learn what you can about them & be a nice place for them to get a little company & a little break from life. Then as you learn the details you can determine how to play it.

Salud from the old lady.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Giovanni SouthSide

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Well Giovanni be cool & be observant. Be open. You know the drill, see what the situation is before you get involved. Those little kids have a daddy somewhere.

Learn what you can about them & be a nice place for them to get a little company & a little break from life. Then as you learn the details you can determine how to play it.

Salud from the old lady.
if life ever thought me something the brutal way it is to always listen with my eyes. Im not jumping the gun here. Just operating like wolves in the timbers observing you from a long distance blending in with the mist.
It’s a bit elusive how life is.
As I get older, I have noticed that life puts attractive women around your vicinity for a reason.
For entertainment or something potential to dull the edges who knows.
But good looking out on that rec with good sauce.
 

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Dude what’s up with the concertina wire? Where do you live? The West Bank?
 

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Nice racks, id give them a go ....... be a good neighbour, maybe lend them a hand with settling in, maybe one of the two is showing interest and can be opened with little effort........ once you made sure they are not the sisters of some cartel minion. :D
 
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Bro this is hilarious, your creeping on them with the camera from behind a barbed wire fence, I'm dead
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you got this.

and haha @ the creep pics.. funny as sht. no diss. just never seen someone post pics like that :rofl:
 

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Assess the situation and them do them both
 
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