"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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alright, when you're dancing, is it always appropriate to allow the girl to feel your hard-on? or should you resist so she won't think you're a straighup perv?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dude, girls EXPECT you to get at least semi-hard when grinding with them. Hell, I know a lot of girls who take it as a personal INSULT if you don't get hard. You're a guy, after all. At least it means your not a eunuch. :D
 

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Originally posted by thexfactor
dancing boners

Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
HaHaHaHa
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was grinding with this chick and i got the most raging hardon this side of the mississippi. I grabbed her hips and starting pumping away doggy style LOL. dry ****ing on the dancefloor it was great.
 

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hahahahaha!!

Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
first, i hadn't even thought of it like that when i wrote the name of the thread, that's freaking hilarious, hehehehe

second, thanks guys, i mean, i've always let it happen, just wasn't sure what the official stance on this thing was, especially for first dates and s hit.
 

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If the girl has no ass, i cant get a hard on. One time at a club i went up to this real thin chick, like a 8 face. I grabbed her hips and started dancing. I had to like force hard on, eventually when the semi hard on came, im sure she could feel it, but at the same time i was running the back of my palm down her arm, and she said"calm down!" not sure if it was the boner or if it was me rubbing her.

-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
I actually saw a painting in the Detroit inst of arts...one which shows " A wedding dance" and guess what everyone of the guys there were shoen with boners..:D ..it was hilarious..the girl i went with was like : OMG! look at all those boners!!
:D
 

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:crackup: u gotta get a hard on - just fcuking kills when they rub up and then down right across your bell-end with their jeans against your jeans

Ouchees - but still awesome hehe

Sarge on..
Yes. A bad feeling, yet a good one at the same time....:yes:
 

LuisGarcia10

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Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Try just a traditional club, that plays cheesy pop music.

I go to a lot of hip-hop/drum and bass as well but I never try to pull, sometimes it happens, but last time it was because I knew the girl beforehand and I'd always suspected she'd liked me in the past.

But you're right, I think it's because people go for the music as apose to normal clubs where they just go to get bladdered and/or pull.

Just go to one of those normal clubs in town, on the dancefloor there's always people grinding.
 

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Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
If the girl has no ass, i cant get a hard on. One time at a club i went up to this real thin chick, like a 8 face. I grabbed her hips and started dancing. I had to like force hard on, eventually when the semi hard on came, im sure she could feel it, but at the same time i was running the back of my palm down her arm, and she said"calm down!" not sure if it was the boner or if it was me rubbing her.

-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Yea, drum & bass nights are alot like rock concerts or something. people aren't reall there to pull, rather take drugs/dance and have a good time.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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