"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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alright, when you're dancing, is it always appropriate to allow the girl to feel your hard-on? or should you resist so she won't think you're a straighup perv?
 

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You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dude, girls EXPECT you to get at least semi-hard when grinding with them. Hell, I know a lot of girls who take it as a personal INSULT if you don't get hard. You're a guy, after all. At least it means your not a eunuch. :D
 

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Originally posted by thexfactor
dancing boners

Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
HaHaHaHa
 

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Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I was grinding with this chick and i got the most raging hardon this side of the mississippi. I grabbed her hips and starting pumping away doggy style LOL. dry ****ing on the dancefloor it was great.
 

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hahahahaha!!

Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
first, i hadn't even thought of it like that when i wrote the name of the thread, that's freaking hilarious, hehehehe

second, thanks guys, i mean, i've always let it happen, just wasn't sure what the official stance on this thing was, especially for first dates and s hit.
 

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If the girl has no ass, i cant get a hard on. One time at a club i went up to this real thin chick, like a 8 face. I grabbed her hips and started dancing. I had to like force hard on, eventually when the semi hard on came, im sure she could feel it, but at the same time i was running the back of my palm down her arm, and she said"calm down!" not sure if it was the boner or if it was me rubbing her.

-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
Is it just me, or does anyone else find this hilarious. The images it conjures are just indescribable.
I actually saw a painting in the Detroit inst of arts...one which shows " A wedding dance" and guess what everyone of the guys there were shoen with boners..:D ..it was hilarious..the girl i went with was like : OMG! look at all those boners!!
:D
 

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:crackup: u gotta get a hard on - just fcuking kills when they rub up and then down right across your bell-end with their jeans against your jeans

Ouchees - but still awesome hehe

Sarge on..
Yes. A bad feeling, yet a good one at the same time....:yes:
 

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Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Try just a traditional club, that plays cheesy pop music.

I go to a lot of hip-hop/drum and bass as well but I never try to pull, sometimes it happens, but last time it was because I knew the girl beforehand and I'd always suspected she'd liked me in the past.

But you're right, I think it's because people go for the music as apose to normal clubs where they just go to get bladdered and/or pull.

Just go to one of those normal clubs in town, on the dancefloor there's always people grinding.
 

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Originally posted by gimmeyofonenumba
If the girl has no ass, i cant get a hard on. One time at a club i went up to this real thin chick, like a 8 face. I grabbed her hips and started dancing. I had to like force hard on, eventually when the semi hard on came, im sure she could feel it, but at the same time i was running the back of my palm down her arm, and she said"calm down!" not sure if it was the boner or if it was me rubbing her.

-oh and btw, when yall go to clubs are alot of other people out there grinding? sometimes i go to theese drum and bass clubs(im sure you uk'ers are familiar) and there is never much grinding goin on. You kinda have to be the first person to initiate it on the dance floor, and you end up lookin like a perv. How are trance/house/top 40 clubs when it comes to pervy dancing?
Yea, drum & bass nights are alot like rock concerts or something. people aren't reall there to pull, rather take drugs/dance and have a good time.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

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